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fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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ghostchild90:

allthingshyper:

suncross:

punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

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i will never stop laughing

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leeran:

galactic—cannibal:

a moment of silence for the people whos notp is the most popular ship in what ever fandom they are in

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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

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ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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hatervevo:

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

 

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nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

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gp28writer:

(art by killian-the-meerkat)

so it’s been nearly a month. my muse went on a vacation. and to be fair, i’m not sure she’s really back. we’ll see. so, sorry about the delay and i hope you enjoy. all thanks to tersaseda for always giving me great feedback.

summary: Emma is a New York photographer looking for her big break. She finds quite the model in Killian.

disclaimer: don’t own, don’t sue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

chapter four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six 

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Rating: T

Word Count: ~2300

Chapter Nine - Poker Night

“Deal me out this hand,” Emma said, holding her hands up to keep from receiving cards. “I need a break.” 

Tink nodded. “I agree, can we get a breather, boys?” She looked at Killian. “Oh poker host?”

“If you insist on calling me a boy, you’ll never receive a break,” he replied with a grin. She rolled her eyes. “Let’s take ten minutes. Who needs refills?” 

There was a general consensus around the table for another round of beer and various drinks. Emma eased out of her chair, leaning over to Ariel.

“Where’s the bathroom?” 

Ariel smiled before answering. Her eyes were still on her many stacks of poker chips. The redhead was making a killing.

“Straight down the hall. Last door on the left.” 

“Thanks.” Emma slipped out of the main room back to the hallway. When she washed her hands and dried them (a clean bathroom in a bachelor’s apartment as well), she didn’t immediately head back to the poker table. She lingered in the hallway, pausing to see the framed photos on the wall. A couple were personal; Killian with his brother Liam climbing some rocky terrain, Tink and Liam in wedding day glory with Killian in a tux. But most of them were scenery shots. Emma recognized one of the black and white Ansel Adams photo of snow covered trees with the sunlight streaming through. There was one of Mediterranean-blue ocean that was so clear she could see a school of small fish beneath the surface. 

“It’s not Interview artistry, but I like it.”

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ihaveagreatmemoryithink:

If Hook doesn’t say ‘Well I must say the front seat is much roomier than the trunk" I don’t even see the point!

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achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

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azachontitan:

jkimisyellow:

darklingrising:

fuckyeahilikechicks:

napabayaan:

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crazieees:

Everybody needs this on their blog

I learned a lot because of Tyra Banks. 

I learned this from her in the 4 years of me watching her lol.

Smiling: It’s all in the eyes, really. 

i had a photoshoot yesterday, and this shit is surprisingly hard to do in front of a camera

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lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

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misslizanne:

bemusedbicycle:

Based on bench spoilers. (AKA I WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN.)

my house, my home

Granny visits him on a Sunday morning, just after the sun breaks, when the golden light is filtering in through the half drawn shades in streaks of red and orange. The…

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